I was sitting for "Use of
English"
in a professional Exam last
week. I shaded the ones i
knew, and was waiting for
manna to fall from Heaven
when I noticed an older lady
sitting beside me. She
was shading and was not
looking up. I assumed she
must be an English teacher
impersonating a candidate that
must have paid her
handsomely.
Through the help of my long
neck, I peeped and checked
her work, she was in number
65, i was still in number 21 and
time was running out. I quickly
thanked God and started
shading along with her. We got
to number 98 together,
suddenly, she looked
up....guess who this lady was,
PATIENCE JONATHAN! She
caught me copying her and
shouted in a low tone; "What
are it"?
"Why is you dey copying me"?
"Copys! copys"! "Cat copys Cats"
"You is not shaming"! "As big
as you dey"! "You is a dull
boys"! "You are a disgrace to
your birthday". "I go reporter
you to cheachear" "I will make
sure education ministress
comot ur surname inside his
list" "See u mumu"... Na so i
shout; heeeey!heeeeyyy !!
heeeyyyy!!!
I am finished ooh, ooh, who
has
eraser eeeehhhh!!!!!!! !
WAYOOOOOOOOOOOO !!! Don't
laff alone pls..hw una dey ooo?
English"
in a professional Exam last
week. I shaded the ones i
knew, and was waiting for
manna to fall from Heaven
when I noticed an older lady
sitting beside me. She
looking up. I assumed she
must be an English teacher
impersonating a candidate that
must have paid her
handsomely.
Through the help of my long
neck, I peeped and checked
her work, she was in number
65, i was still in number 21 and
time was running out. I quickly
thanked God and started
shading along with her. We got
to number 98 together,
suddenly, she looked
up....guess who this lady was,
PATIENCE JONATHAN! She
caught me copying her and
shouted in a low tone; "What
are it"?
"Why is you dey copying me"?
"Copys! copys"! "Cat copys Cats"
"You is not shaming"! "As big
as you dey"! "You is a dull
boys"! "You are a disgrace to
your birthday". "I go reporter
you to cheachear" "I will make
sure education ministress
comot ur surname inside his
list" "See u mumu"... Na so i
shout; heeeey!heeeeyyy !!
heeeyyyy!!!
I am finished ooh, ooh, who
has
eraser eeeehhhh!!!!!!! !
WAYOOOOOOOOOOOO !!! Don't
laff alone pls..hw una dey ooo?
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